Score: 10

"great!"

submission: Dead Reckoning

date: July 9, 2008

great game, dude, on with part 2!

Score: 10

"Great""

submission: MIRC

date: June 20, 2008

Great game, man! Innovative concept, a "missile-command-meets-a-keep-it-up-g ame"!
Sent directly to my favs. Keep up the good work!

Score: 9

"Great game!"

submission: Fish Truck

date: May 9, 2008

Great game, lad!
Btw, can you tell me author and title of the soundtrack? Thanks!

Score: 0

"STOLEN!"

submission: Knight Shift

date: July 3, 2007

as others said before me, this game is clearly STOLEN!
It is a perfect copy of "Spaceman Ace", a game submitted to Newgrounds months ago.
The game is exactly the SAME: you only changed the sprite of the main character (a knight, instead of an astronaut).
Shame.

Score: 8

"awesome, but..."

submission: Submachine: FLF

date: June 7, 2007

I liked this game very much.
It's kinda short, yes, but it's only a spin off.
BTW, in the second section, in one of the two rooms in the basement there is a panel on a wall where you have to enter 3 numbers. But it's not necessary to complete the game.
So, what is it? What does it do?

Score: 9

"very good, but..."

submission: Artillery Live

date: March 8, 2007

good game, addictive too!
I'd play it for hours, if only there wasn't that little problem... yes, I'm having a problem with this game: very often, when I press the "Connect to game" button, I wait for a free server, but after a few seconds all my open browser windows shut down suddenly!
What is that?

Score: 1

"bad..."

submission: Denzean Knights

date: June 22, 2006

I'll be sincere: this game can't emerge, for many reasons.

1) in-game graphics are bad. good cutscenes and good menu graphics aren't enough to save it;

2) controls are crappy: the player doesn't answer well to key pressions;

3) there are many tile errors: for an example, in slopes sometimes there are holes in the ground which let you to see the landscape behind;

4) the enemies are always the same. very poor variety.

5) enemies are dumb. it's enough to jump behind them, and they can no longer hurt you.

6) there clipping problems: sometimes the player gets stuck in the ceiling, or it sinks in the ground (this last is only a graphic problem: you are able to walk)

7) the sounds: omg, the player screams like a slut every thing she does! when she gets hurt, when she jumps, when she lands, always.
her voice files sound like they've been taken by some porno film.

8) levels are boring: they are pretty the same, with the same tiles, only placed in different ways! poor variety.

In conclusion, I've seen better games.
Next time, try harder.

Score: 0

"creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy!"

submission: Britney Spears Lusts...

date: April 9, 2006

omg it's so creeepy!!!
perhaps it should have been nice... but it's only scary.
That horrid tongue moves like Chtulhu's tentacles!

Score: 1

"can't summarize this..."

submission: Mr.Danger

date: March 3, 2006

1) it's Jack Russell. Stop.
Don't bother people screaming "nooooooooooo!!! it has moving platform, it's completely different from Jack Russell!!!!".
A moving platform doesn't make a new game.

2) the BUG!
omg, what about the "quick-line-bug"? if I draw quickly, I can trace a line that goes from the beginning directly to the flag. I don't think you thought the levels to be like this.
this is also a Jack Russell bug. lots of people made u notice this thing on Jack Russell's reviews, but u don't seem to have understood:
IF YOU DRAW THE FUCKIN LINES QUICKLY, THE LEVEL BECOMES PURE DUNG, AND THE STUFF (MINES, PLATFORMS, ETC.) U PLACED IN IT BECOME TOTALLY USELESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

low score, because bery little things changed from Jack Russell (almost nothing).

Score: 5

"omg!"

submission: Won't You Be My Valentine

date: February 14, 2006

it scared the shit out of me!